May 2013
172 posts
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
where the sun sails: HEY WOW ARE YOU GRADUATING... →
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
HEY WOW ARE YOU GRADUATING THIS YEAR?
THAT IS SO AWESOME.
Seriously, congratulations, you have achieved something wonderful, whether you’ve made it through high school, college, grad school, Pre-K, whatever.
Because school is challenging no matter what level you’re at. Those challenges can be…
meladoodle:
hotanimegirl:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin:
bewbin:
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
Just keep smiling.: Good reminder. →
yourehopingforafairytale:
Okay, are you ready for this semi-cheesy/religious post? Cool.
Tonight while watching Fireproof and Courageous, and feeling extremely alone, I was reminded of why I’m single. It’s not because I’m not good enough, pretty enough, thin enough, or funny enough. Oh no. It’s because God is still…
Fireproof: Will you trust Him with your life?
John Holt: Caleb, if I had to ask you why you're so frustrated with Catherine, what would you say?
Caleb Holt: She's stubborn. She makes everything difficult for me. She's ungrateful. She's constantly griping about something.
John Holt: Has she thanked you for anything you've done in the last 20 days?
Caleb Holt: No! And you'd think after I washed the car, changed the oil, do the dishes, washed the house, that she would try to show me a little bit of gratitude, but she doesn't. In fact, when I come home, she makes me feel like I'm an enemy! I'm not even welcome in my own home, dad! That is what really ticks me off! Dad, for the last three weeks I have bent over backwards for her! I have tried to demonstrate that I still care about this relationship. I bought her flowers, which she threw away. I have taken her insults and her sarcasm, but last night was it. I made dinner for her. I did everything I could to demonstrate that I care about her, to show value for her, and she spat in my face! She does not deserve this, dad! I am not doing it anymore! How am I supposed to show love to somebody over and over and over, who constantly rejects me?
John Holt: [John Holt strokes the wooden cross, and turns to Caleb] That's a good question.
Caleb Holt: Dad, that is not what I'm doing.
John Holt: Is it?
Caleb Holt: No. Dad, that is not what this is about.
John Holt: Son, you just asked me: how can someone show love over and over again when they're constantly rejected? Caleb, the answer is: you can't love her, because you can't give her what you don't have. I couldn't truly love your mother until I understood what love truly was. It's not because I get some reward out of it. I've now made a decision to love your mother whether she deserves it or not. Son, God loves you, even though you don't deserve it. Even though you've rejected Him. Spat in His face. God sent Jesus to die on the cross for your sin, because He loves you. The cross was offensive to me, until I came to it. But when I did, Jesus Christ changed my life. That's when I truly began to love your mom. Son, I can't settle this for you. This is between you and the Lord. But I love you too much not to tell you the truth. Can't you see that you need Him? Can't you see that you need His forgiveness?
Caleb Holt: Yes.
John Holt: Will you trust Him with your life?
[Caleb nods; yes]
Woman is a like rose if you treat her right,...
jellyjedda:
“In a relationship, fireproof doesn’t mean the fire will never come. It means...”
– Fireproof (via wonderstarish)
“When a man is trying to win the heart of a woman, he studies her, but after he...”
– Fireproof (2008)
My favorite scene in Fireproof
lifefullofpromise:
It’s so convicting because that’s exactly how I feel about my family. Most of the time I feel like they just hate me and don’t care about me at all and that hurts. So I end up treating them that same way. When in reality, I need to be treating them better, to show them that I do care. And maybe they’ll start to do the same.
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
primadonnas:
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
darrynek:
cokeflow:
darrynek:
circumcisions:
darrynek:
circumcisions:
^^^THIS.
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU
do it. it won’t make your blog “look ugly”. i don’t care what kind of blog you are.
signal boost xD
i will donate one cent for every note this picture gets. no questions asked.
friendlyneighborhoodbatman:
You weren’t my last option. You were my first choice.
imjust-kyian:
scroturn:
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
